Infinity Minus One (More Landry Theology)

Landry's recollection is remarkable. Though we may think he isn't listening, he is and he will use what he learns against you at just the right time. He's like a woman that way. Hope he grows out of it; the part about using it against me. The other day Landry asked me how much I loved him. I told him I loved him infinity. After he asked what that meant, I explained that it was the most you could love someone. He told me I could not love him that much. I asked why. "Because we have to love Jesus more." So I changed my answer to infinity minus 1. He's 5, I'm 33. I can only aspire to be so wise. Apparently the hair isn't working. Maybe when I'm 40.